Spam Veggie Pita Pockets - Serves 8 (Oh thank God! We'll have extras!)
Spam Fajitas - Add extra salsa if desired (I'm pretty sure extra salsa would be required to choke it down.)
Vineyard Spam Salad - Combine grapes, spam, pea pods and onions in large bowl (Pea pods? Who uses pea pods as an ingredient?)
French Fry Spam Casserole - Bake 30-40 minutes (You can actually hear your arteries clogging!)
Ginger Spam Salad - Serves 1. Refrigerate overnight (And who said spam wasn't healthy? It's salad, people!)
Skillet Spam Fry - Stir until golden (Spam can get golden?)
Ok, I could do this all night. Every time I refresh the spam page it gives me a new one. This is lots of fun. Pretty soon I'll have enough to make a whole spam recipe book. It will fly off the shelves. I know all my loyal blog followers will buy a copy, right? They also gave me another "Get Happier" ad. I wonder how many of those they have. The website doesn't work though. I tried and it said the link appeared to be broken. If I wasn't suicidal before, I am now. That was the only thing I was holding on for. The only good thing left in my life. Goodbye cruel world!